Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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