I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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