I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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