So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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