We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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