i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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