I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Boobs speak an international language.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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