honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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