Pappa wants mamma naked
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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