we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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