This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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