I CAN MOONWALK!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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