i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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