Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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