I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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