I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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