the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Everyone says I win the strip club
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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