so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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