Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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