i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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