How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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