bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.