Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why are you drunk at the library?