So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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