She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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