it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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