Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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