So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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