I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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