Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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