Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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