Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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