Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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