i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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