Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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