I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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