i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
