You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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