i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again