I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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