it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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