"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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