the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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