They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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