how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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