I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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