Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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