so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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