i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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