he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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