I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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