Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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