is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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