I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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