Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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