After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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