From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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