u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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